2003-03-18   7:04 p.m.

Since my name is indeed Kyle Wild, I decided I'd start talking to whatever lucky bastard has the AIM screen name "Kyle Wild." I figured I could use my often-surprising charm to weasel the screen name out of him, but it appears my efforts have been thwarted via divine intervention:

Kylewild: hi i can't talk, i gave the internet up for lent so i just check my e-mail and leave.

wait a minute... so, trimming:

i gave the internet up for lent and i check my e-mail

??