2001-08-12   2:11 a.m.

hey, welcome to first-entry land. for future reference, i'm not actually gay -- this diary thing is just part of my elaborate scheme to more easily attract a multitude of women (since, as the bloodhound gang accurately reports, they're more attracted to gay guys -- i think it's some sort of pathology stemming from their deep-seeded lesbianism which only is so because of society's stern attitude towards unclosetted gays which is forcing them to outwardly 'seek' males who are in truth inaccessible, thereby killing two birds with one stone)

oh, and i'm usin' a lotta big words 'n' stuff ta', y'know, get all them there nerdy ones too, a-hyuk :)